After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
(Riverside: Pugzilla Press Report) - Ethan Knighton, local hamburger phreak, has given the new Five Guys Burgers & Fries a well deserved "8" on the gastromageto scale of 1-10, with a rare "10" being the best.
When asked what he likes about the burgers Knighton stated that they seem "real" not frozen and that the toppings are plentiful and fresh.
This well known and respected critic of Riverside eateries will undoubtedly visit again. Knighton has yet to award a "10" rating to any local dining spot.
Love suffers long and is kind; love does not envy;
love does not parade itself, is not puffed up;
does not behave rudely, does not seek its own,
is not provoked, thinks no evil;
does not rejoice in iniquity,
but rejoices in the truth;
bears all things, believes all things,
hopes all things, endures all things.
1 Corinthians 13:4-7
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Thank you!
Matt Jones must go!
"Thank you Mr. Harvey," from a broadcasting alumni.
God bless you and your family. Rest in Glorious Peace!
Wake me when the season starts!
`ELLIE aka Pugzilla
The joy experienced by knowing that you are loved by many is very small when compared to the pain of knowing that not one of them loves you best.
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